Top Ten Questions On The Northwest Airlines Pilot Job Application
10.How many sleep hours have you logged while flying?
9.Do you have any flight experience because if not, that's totally cool
8.How many times have you safely landed a plane in a river?
7.Are you at the controls of an airplane right now?
6.Are you a cop?
5.Do you have a good attorney?
4.Name the jet engine that makes this sound: Pssshhhhhheeewwwwwww!
3.Are you available for both take-offs and landings?
2.Besides "using my laptop" and "having a heated conversation" what other lame excuses can you come up with for falling asleep in the cockpit and missing an airport by 150 miles?
1.Are you drunk right now?

Top Ten Northwest Airlines Pilot Excuses
10."Bunch of fat guys seated on right side of plane made us vector east"
9."We get paid by the hour"
8."MapQuest always takes you the long way, am I right, people?"
7."Tired of that show-off Sullenberger getting all the attention"
6."You try steering one of those airplanes after eight or nine cocktails"
5."Wanted to catch end of in-flight movie"
4."Activating autopilot and making occasional P.A. announcements is exhausting"
3."According to our map, we only missed target by half-an-inch"
2."For a change, decided to send luggage to the right city and lose the passengers"
1."Thought we saw Balloon Boy"

It has now been a week since my African Gray parrot flew off. We have looked everyday, everywhere in our neck of the woods. But there is so far we can look. He literally disappeared on us. So now I want the whole state of Florida to be on a look-out for my parrot. He maybe mean a times, BUT HE IS MY PARROT! I saved him. I saved him from a college student who had no money to pay for him (long story in itself). He is very special to me.

So if you or somebody you know that lives in Florida is to just keep your eyes to the sky and your ears open. He loves the words "Good Boy" and "Watcha Doing?". I am just worry about him. So if you at least spot him that is just as good. All I want to know if he is alright.

Thank you!

LIPSTICK!!!! LMAOROFL!!!! ok, actually two wins.

Yeah, you know what that means...I have been watching too much political news. lol, Curse you, CNN and the awesoneness of the Situation Room!!! What? There have been nothing on in the past few days and since it will be my first time voting this year (w00t?!); I am taking my time of who candidate I like. And the first debate in this friday; that is if it doesn't get postponed or anything.

Yes, I know that joke is pretty old. Who cares. I don't think it is every going to get old; until after the elections.

Gotta love politics!

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I love NASA, I really really do. xD If you haven't heard...Space Shuttle Atlantis is now getting push back the 100th time in about 3 months from October 10 @ 12:30 am to October 14 @ 10:15 pm. The reason why it is getting push back further is, well, because the payload will not fit into the shuttle's payload bay. You would think you would measure it and see if it will fit. But no. Now they have to think of a way to fit the hubble repair payload into the shuttle without damaging it. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

Also the astronauts are here training for the mission.

Now I read in the paper today that NASA is blaming Hurricane Ike for the delay of Space Shuttle Atlantis. lolwut? The reason because since everyone had to evacuate Houston, the Astronaut had to cut their training short and thus delaying the shuttle.







I am a MAC:
Because I like my computer to work.

Every year, David Letterman brings the top 12 drivers in the chase to do his Top 10 (or the top 12 in this case). So here is the 2008 Top 12: Top 12 Perks Of Being a NASCAR Driver. Enjoy.

12. Crazy gas prices? I don't care...I'm not payin'(Matt Kenseth)
11. Bring your helmet to Taco Bell and they'll fill it up with guacamole free (Kevin Harvick)
10. Don't have to shave your body like Olympic swimmers...although, why not? (Jeff Gordon)
9. Hasselhoff promised me one of those talking cars (Greg Biffle)
8. I use old checkered flags to make fabulous throw pillows (Tony Stewart)
7. There's nothing like going through a car wash at 190 miles per hour (Jeff Burton)
6. GPS underpants (Denny Hamlin)
5. Sorry, I forgot my joke -- I was thinking about Jessica Alba -- man she's hot (Clint Bowyer)
4. Run out of olive oil? A little Quaker State will spruce up any salad (Dale Earnhardt Jr.)
3. Traveling to exotic locations like Martinsville, Virginia and Dover, Deleware (Jimmie Johnson)
2. At high school reunions, it's fun to ask, "So what do you do for a living?" (Carl Edwards)
1. After a race, your ass vibrates for days (Kyle Busch)

lulz.

This is how bored I was this week. I have read 2 books in three days. DX I don't mind reading, I don't. But I just read too darn fast that I really don't enjoy the book (until I get a dream about it...). And they were both vampire books..wtf seriously!

"You Suck" and "Twilight".

Both really great books in there own rights. But now I am into another series with Twilight!!! I hate series, why can't these authors just write one huge book and end it! I still haven't finish the Eragon series, since the last one does not come on until September 20th!!!

But that should not happen this week. Really going to study for this oral!
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And finally we have a hurricane/tropical storm on the way! xD It has been over two years since Florida was even touch by anything. Thanks Fay! I don't know where exactly it is going to hit (even the weather people don't even know) but we will be getting something out of it. w00t!

Gone, like yesterday is gone,
Like history is
Gone, just trying to prove me wrong
And pretend like your immortal

Gone like a freight-train, gone like yesterday
Gone like a soldier in the civil war, bang bang
Gone like a '59 Cadillac
Like all the good things that ain't never coming back
She's gone (gone) gone (gone) gone (gone) gone, she's gone



Wow, there is just too many songs with the title of 'Gone' xD. But those two are my favorite kind of gone...lol. So you maybe wondering, where I am going...well, I will be on vacation in Alaska! xD Actually, a cruise of Alaska on the Carnival Sprint. It is going to be awesome, cannot wait!
First we are going to spend the somewhat day in Vancouver. Then going on the boat and cruising up the coast.


Cya next week!

oh, and what did ever happen to Joel Kauffman? Damn me for watching old Busch series races. xD

For those who were wondering...yes, I actually woke up around midnight EDT, drive about an hour to the Cape; Just to watch Space Shuttle Endeavour launch around 2:28 am in the morning. Only to see about 15 seconds of the launch before it went into the clouds. Yes, and now I am paying the price of that excursion. I can't even think straight, let alone see. Oh, well...so I sleep during my classes....no biggie. xD

I will write more once I can think more clearly. :)

I NEED SOME RED BULL PLZ! KTHXBYE.
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How do I even describe the racing for the Duels, Trucks, Busch, and Cup races in the 2008 Speedweeks at Daytona. Well, lets us say that I have official lost my voice with all of the excitement, which is totally awesome! xD Now to describe them in full detail (with my opinions...of course...lol! ;3)

( Daytona Speedweeks Adventure )

( The 50th Running of the Daytona Results )

Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
Click random article again; that is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

Band Name:
Hale Street Link

Album Name:
On Nature's Trail

15 Tracks:
01. Canal 56
02. Dirk Struan
03. 1985 in sports
04. Ampthill
05. Racosperma
06. Standard Missile
07. Transportation in Venezuela
08. Akasaka-juku
09. Goran Popov
10. Nogi, Tochigi
11. Camellia Grill
12. Gertrudis Gomez de Avellanda
13. White hand sign
14. Dolores
15. Campylorhamphus

Wow...that is really random...lol!

I guess I should of done this Tuesday night, but I didn't get home till 9 after all the festivities at the track. And college started today. =| It wasn't too bad today since I only had 2 classes...late classes. w00t. And who knows when I am going to post this...lol.

What did I do at the track at Fan Fest:

COW ARE WTF.
2 crashes and a draft party!
Took a hot lap at around 130 mph in a 2008 Chevy Impala.
Met an Astronaut
4 segments of driver interviews.





So stay tune. *thumbs up*

You guys do not realize how much I missed American Gladiators and so glad that is back on. <3

It is even badder then ever. xD Nerd YEAH!!!


I need to stop drinking all the coke....yeah....>.> and mixing some caffeine drinks.

It was a freaking wonderful, beautiful day today that I could not stay indoors for long periods of time. xD The sun was shinning, it was warm without the humidity (it was in the high 70s), and the odd points cup cars were at Daytona International Speedway doing some Preseason Thunder! *dances* And I finally saw a COW today. (Or as the people want to call it a COT or a race car...lol!) This was my reaction to the race car as it was coming towards me:

"Ohmygawd, what is that? Its a truck....its a plane...ohnoes ITS A FREAKING BRICK....WITH A WING!!! ohmygawdwhy!"

Seriously, its a freaking brick with a wing. But towards the end of the testing, I was starting to get it used to the cars. For the looks of it (and speed) there really was no difference between the two cars. Although they do displace a whole bunch of air...it was crazy! :D It should make a very interesting Daytona 500. Can't wait to see the Draft testing this Wednesday and see how they do in turbulence.

It was nice to see my fellow nascar fans. I kinda missed them...lol. Especially the drunk ones. Also the ones that try to play a drinking game...hilarious! I just love when they try giving me a beer..and the cheap beer too! Losers...lol.

It was also weird to see the changes. Like the 18 is Kyle Busch, 96 is J.J. Yeley, 5 is Casey Mears, 8 is Mark Martin, and 98 is Jason Keller. <3 Hate changes.....

And also I read my book "The Golden Compass" at the track *total n00b* It really getting good so far, I totally recommended it. For those who like fantasy and drama.

Atlantis is now staring in "Failure to Launch" Haha! After about 4 days of postponement, now Atlantis is not going to launch till January 2nd. Mostly because the engineers cannot figure out the fuel sensors(or as I like to call them ECOs). They are suppose to be reading "wet" but instead they are reading "dry" when the fuel is inside the tank. A BIG no-no, because that can cause catastrophic events. And the logical thing to do is just replace the sensors! So who knows what they are going to discuss and do.

I know NASA wanted to launch by this year for the European Space Agency since that is what is the shuttle's payload.

*sigh* Now matter how much I love the shuttles, I really think they are way past there expiration date!


More information can be find here: spaceflight.nasa.gov

Well, I signed up for a flight black today for the next semester....so who knows if I am going to start flying again.
BUT I WANT TO FLY SO BAD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE!!!

If I don't fly by the first two weeks of the semester, then I will go and find another flight school! I hate not flying for about 3 months. Its ridiculous!

I need my private pilot license...NOW! I want to fly to the Carolinas! >.>

Cya in the skies! *waves*

*salute* Your 2007 Champions in their Individual Series. *salute*


Jimmie Johnson-#48 Lowes Chevy-Winston Cup Champion


Carl Edwards-#60 Scott/Dish Ford-Busch Series Champion



Ron Hornaday-#33 Camping World Chevy-Craftsman Truck Series Champion



Frank Kimmel-#46 Pork Ford-ARCA Champion



Dario Franchitti-#27 Canadian Club Honda-IRL Champion


And a salute to all the champions at there! (theses are the series I watch, but if you want me to put a champion from another series that you watch, I will be more then happy to do it ^^)

I got another signed 24K gold die-cast. xD But this time I did not get it at QVC, but at Nascar.com/ auctions. :D Its Jamie McMurray!

I was eating a chimichanga at a Tijuana Flatts. When all of a sudden I hear two huge booms! Everyone thought that some guy hit the building, which was hilarious, cuz a guy in a black SUV actually got out of his car and looked to see if it was him! But then all of sudden it dawned on me, OMG IT WAS DISCOVERY OMG!! xD But when I went outside to look, Discovery was gone. *sad* But that was just soo cool! The glass actually shook! HAHA!! How come I only hear Discovery's booms and no one else's? Weird. Different paths for different shuttles! :D

And not only that, but the booms caused a huge dent in PTP's left side bumper! xD Ok, not really. But maybe I can sue NASA for causing the dent CUZ THOSE BOOMS WHERE LOUD!! LOL! Now I have some 200mph tape on my car which makes it totally awesome now! * big thumbs up*

Kudos to Sprinkles...again for winning three in a row at Martinsville, Atlanta, and Texas. xD Which is so uncommon in the world of NASCAR, but in IRL, it is pretty normal to do. Hell, Scott Dixon did it and almost got the championship because of it. But to do four in a row in IRL...now that is something. "Don't worry Mrs.Johnson, I'll have Mr.Johnson home by 10:00"~ Some random dude *ROFL*!!!

Also my dream finally came true today (after reading the NASCAR Scene No. 27 which finally came today! Thank you Scene^^) Jeremy Mayfield and Scott Riggs are going to be teammates in the HAAS CNC racing aka The Evernham Rejects Team (formally known as RCR Rejects Team)! HOW SWEET IS THAT?! My new favorite team coming in 2008! *dances*

I was watching "Dancing with the Stars" (omg, shut up I know!) and for some strange reason Helio Castroneves is still there. My theory is that the whole Penske camp is keeping/rooting him on. xD

Anyways, Welcome Home STS-120 Crew and Discovery! <3 Thanks for bringing Harmony.

I bought Halloween candy the other day...half off! SCORE!

Fun Size candy bars....are not fun! xD You need to eat like two of them to get the sugar rush of a regular size bar. But I do like gummy insects and bones. They look and taste weird/ the real thing.

Now I am going out in the streets by 8pm and scaring random people/kids >xD.

Got a filler the other day, hurts like a sumbitch every time I put pressure on it. >.<


Random and short journal! w00t!

Yeah, been sick the past few days and it sucks! DX Mostly because it has been really cloudy and raining down here. I just hate it when the pressure drops and I get a huge migraine and don't feel like doing anything. And I had a lot of homework to do too. *sigh* Oh, well, nothing I can do unless I can get some altitude. Hopefully the sun will come out tomorrow....pfft its not like this is the Sunshine State or something....OH WAIT IT IS!!! xD
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I just want to give all the huggies/ positive energy to the world to Tinny. She lost her Papa today and I know he is in a great place. But that doesn't make in any easier to lose someone you love. At least you got to know your grandfather and had great time/memories with him. Just think of the good times, Tinny. Just like everything else, this too will pass. <3
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I don't know how many people watched the Busch race at Memphis, but OMGWTF?? I seriously wanted to go down there and beat up all the n00bs who where causing all of the cautions! 25 cautions. Yes, 25 CAUTIONS!! Just one away from tieing the record for the most cautions at 26. *shakes head* That was just getting ridiculous after a while. It was suppose to end around 6pm est, but it did not end until 7pm est. LOL. It felt like every 5 green laps there was another caution. Someone seriously could of gotten hurt. Maybe that is one if someone ran into someone, they automatically got a "lap down penlity for rough driving." I thought for sure when they threw the red flag, NASCAR was going to go "YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK THIS SHIT!" and ended it early. If they did that, I would just laugh and laugh and laugh. But Kudos to David Reutimann for surviving/ winning the race. He deserved it. Second win for Toyota this year in the Busch series. ^^

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And Sprinkles won again at Atlanta. (Seemed weird seeing a race at Atlanta after I was just their in March) xD That was getting ridiculous at the end of that race too. Just 9 points separated the top 2, Jeff Gordon and Jimmie Johnson. You better watch out Gordon...your little teammate is coming! And Bowyer is still in the running! Glad was Jr. alright after the race too. That was a hard impact after he lost that tire. Sorenson, Ku. Busch, Kahne, and Vickers...AWESOME RUNS YA'LL! :D
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So, hows yous guys been doing?